Hey, snowflakes! Remember all those participation awards they keep saying we got?
Yeah, me neither.
I figure if we're going to be accused of being coddled softies, then we should at least get our damn trophies.
So, I made some for us.
Each one is 8" tall, 4" wide, and 2.5" deep.
The custom engraving says:
BY THE PATRIARCHY
All proceeds go toward upfront costs for projects we are developing.
Fuck Trump and fuck the patriarchy. Love you!